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Tuesday, 4 March 2008

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Omens and Portents

(New York, NY) New age guru and Nostradamus scholar Brynne Tick announced today the discovery of several new quatrains of the famous prophet.

The document was hidden in Hitler's diary and contains information about current events and especially Barack Obama.

"It's really quite a find." announced Ms. Tick in an afternoon news conference. "The quatrains will shock everyone."

Ms. Tick gave permission for a small sample:

    Empire across the seas,
    two bushes and the rat
    Great misery and shrieking!
    A spurned queen spits and foams for the alba casa

    "That one's about Hillary Clinton, of course." said Ms. Tick. "The Empire is the USA, the second line refers to the last three presidents, and the last lines refer to Hillary's annoying voice and her insatiable ambition for the White House."

    A Moorish sun approaches
    Son of Africa and Sunflower State
    Hugs from the corpulent Oprah
    Son of the Windy City sweeps across the globe

"And that's all about Obama!" exclaimed Ms. Tick "He will win the election, Nostradamus is never wrong."

Ms. Tick then smiled strangely, poured everyone a glass of Kool-Aid and collapsed. She was said to be resting comfortably at Bellevue Mental Ward.

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