ALAMO, TEXAS: Hordes of pro-Obama American media have arrived at this historical site itching to celebrate Hillary's downfall. Headlines have been written, post-mortem articles are waiting to be posted and there is a palpable air of triumph in the Obama camp as polls appear to all but confirm that Preacher-man Obama will handily win the Lone Star State.
By now Republicans are clear that John McCain will be the GOP Presidential nominee. So, rather than vegetate in their Laz-E Boy recliners in front of their idiot boxes on voting day, Republican voters have organized a major anti-Clinton vote.
"It's a reg'lar toss-up between a black man and a woman", said Sherrif Wallace Hardpointer III.
"Heck we sho don't want Obama as our President. We'll hold our noses and vote for McCain in November. But right now me an' the missus, we gonna vote fo' him on account of we gotta make sure we keep Hillary out of the race. Now don't that skew all those exit polls out there!
Good ole Texan white boys b'lieve a woman's place is in the house - but sho 'nuf -not the White House".
Hardpointer's wife Willa took reporters aside to clarify that although she agreed with him publicly, in the privacy of the voting booth she planned to vote for Hillary.
"Us women-folks gotta stand together agin' the likes of wimmin-haters like Mr. Hardpointer", she said as she wiped her flour-dusted face.