Baden-Baden - (Nude Ass Mess): The recently launched Fokker Nudist Airlines is frantically searching for its ex-Hawaii, Dusseldorf-bound airbus following reports that the Pentagon ordered it shot down over the Pacific after mistaking it for one of its toxic rogue satellites.
And at Heathrow in London crash investigators probing the January airport crash landing of a swing-wing BA jumbo jet believe it may have been the target of Pentagon sonar pulse weapon target practice after ruling out all other reasons for the crash.
A spokesman for Fokker Nudist Airlines claimed today that his innovative tourism solution had enraged the Pentagon's TheoCon masters who ordered it taken out of international airspace.
Meanwhile a US Navy captain Marine General James Cartwright said there was a 80-90% chance that the German airline was right.
"We are very confident," Cartwright said today.
"We we warned that we only had a 10-second window of opportunity to hit the feckless Gerries so we went for it.
"That nudist airline was clearly out of control and potentially able to poison our young right here in America's Holy Bidle Belt."
Cartwright agreed that the nudist airline's intelligence value was likely to have been destroyed.