Written by Ross Douglas
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Topics: Pope, the book

Friday, 23 April 2004

The Pope today denounced the author of a new book, published this week, saying the book was an affront to god fearing Christians everywhere.
The book in question is the latest craze in sex manuals "The Karma sutra as seen by a happily married heterosexual priest".
The pointy hatted pontiff took time off from having his drool wiped from his chin to slurp and stutter his way through pages 1-187 before hurling the book a full 100 meters while screaming "Where are the alter boys??? You know I like 'em young, fresh and fruity monsignor" in a fit of what seemed to be to onlookers as rage.

Reports of photographs of Mother Theresa giving the Pope a Titty job are being denied by the vatican.

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