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Tuesday, 11 March 2008

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Wee George?

Vatican City - George Clooney today as part of his new ambassador role attended an unveiling ceremony at the Vatican on behalf of President Bush. The occasion? A new courtyard at the Vatican dedicated to world leaders and their contributions to world peace.

So is it a mistake that the young Mr. Bush is wizzing into a pool surrounding a granite globe?

"It actually isn't a globe per se," said a Vatican spokesman, "It actually is a spheroid and as you can see opposite of little George is Anthony Blair, so together with other world leaders they are cleansing the planet."

When asked if the planet experiencing "global whizzing", the Vatican declined further comment.

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