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Saturday, 16 February 2008

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Mugababy in training for Beijing Olympics

News has emerged that President of Zimbabwe, Robert Mugababy has persecuted so many of the citizens, that there is nobody left. All the residents of the once prosperous South African Nation have disappeared. It is believed that they have all escaped into South Africa who have offered temporary asylum for up to one year.

South African President, Thabo Mbeki, told In Seine News today;

"This is an unprecedented move by a President, but his tyrannical regime has had major effects on tourism of our lovely country - nobody wants to come here any more. So we've decided to invite the whole of the Country as tourists in a bid to prop up our economy - at leest our rate of inflation is lower than theirs. Conditions are so bad in Zimbabwe that any one coming out of there, it will be a holiday for them."

Mbeki continued;

"To sanction him like this will soon bring him to his knees. We don't expect the old bloke to live more than six months. Why he can't even boil an egg! We feel that this timing is crucial because Zimbabwe has entered the Beijing Olympics and the idiot will have to enter all the track and field events, the swimming, the cycling and the gymnastics all BY HIMSELF! Blimey the old codger is going to be knackered! I expect the only sport he may be good at is shooting, but then again, he allegedly got others to do it for him!"

The organisers for 'Miss World 2008' are looking forward to Miss Zimbabwe entry who will be Robert Mugababy himself and the world media are eager to see the swimming costume section although it will only be shown after the 9:00pm watershed.

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