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Tuesday, 12 February 2008

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KGB spooks may ultimately be behind this latest scam

Dubai, UAE - (Spooky Mess): A top technology wiz for the Big Brother UK reality TV show is still languishing in a Dubai slammer after being arrested on January 26 following a year-long CIA surveillance op that yesterday tail-ended with the detention of four US nationals charged with snooping on NASA's International Space Station secrets.

The Korean-born German national is a resident of North London's uber-chic Hampstead Village and had originally been probed over phone vote rigging in the Celebrity Big Brother show where he was head of technology.

He had been investigated about the passing sensitive military information gleaned from Bush-bashing Respect MP 'Gorgeous' George Galloway whose Celebrity Big Brother appearance is still under investigation by anti-terror cops along with that of Bollywood actress and race abuse victim Shilpa Shetty.

Dubai officials initially arrested the 26 year old Hampstead man on narcotics charges after finding traces of weed in some of the one dozen hookas that he took with him as cabin baggage on a Taiwan-bound Emirates Airlines trip.

"But when we searched him we found all the contact names of the US suspects accused of stealing NASA secrets and selling them to the Chinese," a CIA source commented.

Meanwhile in London the German national's contacts have revealed a network of young twenty-somethings shielded by the notorious Opus Dei organization who have all somehow obtained immunity from prosecution certificates personally signed by ex-UK Prime Monster Tony Blair during his last day in orifice last year.

Gorgon Brown is hopping mad.

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