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Thursday, 7 February 2008

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The proud grandpa left his cave to see his new grandbaby

Osama Bin Laden left the hiding place of his cave to celebrate the birth of his latest grandson. As there is already another grandson named Osama, he had to choose another name. He opted for Obama, after his favorite American politician.

"Obama Bin Laden sounds good," he said on one of his frequently released rants to the media. "It is a strong name with good Moslem roots."

This is his tenth grandchild, joining others named Dubya Ben Laden, Mitt Ben Laden, Hillary Bin Laden, Dick Bin Laden, Karl Bin Laden, Osama Bin Laden II, Condeleeza Bin Laden, Barbara Bin Laden, and Jenna Bin Laden.

The proud grandfather presented the baby with a bag of Huggies, a rattle shaped like an AK-47, and a home made quilt that he tied by himself in his cave (it featured Winnie the Pooh characters killing Christians).

Osama, who hates all things American, returned to his cave after giving the baby his blessing.

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