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Topics: John McCain

Sunday, 3 February 2008

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They'll call me the Gitmo Geezer!

Arizona Senator, John "POW" McCain has announced that he will be campaigning in US Prison camp Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

"I am tired of being misunderstood in this country. There are so few voters who have actually spent time in prison camps and have been subjected to torture here," explained the very senior senator. "At least the folks at Gitmo will get me! They live every day under the kind of conditions I suffered in the Hanoi Hilton...maybe there my ordeal will be appreciated and I will not have to put up with the kind of dirty tricks and smear tactics used on me by W in the last election and now by "Softball" Mitt Romney in this election."

Democrat Candidate Hillary Clinton expressed understanding for McCain: "I feel John's pain but if he wants to know real pain McCain should spend a few years married to my husband!"

The AZ senator responded by saying perhaps Hillary was confusing him with Rudy Guliani.

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