Baden-Baden - (Bad Ass Mess): German civil aviation operator Fokker Naturist Mile High Airlines has hired an international recruitment consultancy to track down the 36-24-36 flight attendant who was videoed stripping down to her suntan aboard the London-bound swing-wing Boeing 777 that crash-landed at Heathrow Airport in January.
The mystery brunette may have been using an emergency distraction technique to calm down terrified passengers with a personal interpretation of a 'landing strip' as the ex-Beijing craft plummeted to the ground during a catastrophic engine failure incident over West London.
"We still don't know her ID," the recruitment agency said today, "but think she might be an unnatural brunette because who would go to the trouble of peroxiding their pubes? Either that or she was disguised in a wig."
The German airline recently launched its in-flight naturist travel club and is expanding its workforce.
"We're hoping to take the Mile High Clun experience to new heights, ya?"