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Saturday, 2 February 2008

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The Cosmos - (Armageddin-outta-here Mess): The year's first solar eclipse on 7th February in the fixed heir sign of Aquarius spells the climax of the ultimate cosmic power struggle on Earth.

This has seen the Puppet Monarch clinging to cold war Neptunian elements of gross irrationality for nigh on 56 years.

But now it's curtains - as in iron curtains - for Joseph Stalin's actress niece and her one woman circus act of impersonating Elizabeth Windsor.

Thursday's solar eclipse coincides with the Chinese New Year of the Earth Rat, a pinnacle for the illusion masters who created the biggest global banking heist ever recorded, the Hong Kong & Shanghai Banking Corporation, paymasters of the IRA, Al Qaeda and the Bush Family Evil Empire.

The Chinese year begins with the alignment of the Sun conjunct with the Moon, retrograde Mercury, Chiron and the North Node - all just a whisper away from Neptune itself.

The aspect sits squarely on Old Fatty Mountbatten's karmic path of self-destruction.

"And once she blows the entire house of cards will come crashing down too," Hellfire Club sky-watchers admitted today, hastily emptying their offshore Bank of Scotland bank accounts and heading for Costa Rican safe-havens.

Meanwhile in Washington AC/DC the Super Tuesday farce rolls on as if all candidates were hypnotised into ignoring the calamity that will suck them into the ensuing disaster.

Internet spreadbetting index Aintogottaprayer.con is predicting none of the current self-aggrandizing self-publicists will survive the aftershocks of the eclipse.

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