Gordon Brown is to become the first leader of the 'McPolitics' party after he was expelled from Labour for being Britain's 'worst ever' premier.
Mr Brown has dragged down the already tarnished image of the Labour party and earned the nicknames 'Incapability Brown' and 'Mr Bean' after a disastrous spell in Downing Street.
Burger chain McDonalds welcomed him as the first leader of their party which aims to win the next election with a 'McFlurry' of radical reforms.
Spokesman Mr Ronald McDonald said: 'We're going to win back the streets by forcing convicted criminals to work in the kitchen of our Peckham branch for a day. Further offending will result in half and hour sitting in the restaurant.
'Our restaurants are well known for their sparkling hygiene and we are going to bring these standards to Britain's filthy hospitals with an army of shuffling 'McCleaners' carrying those funny silver dustpans on poles.
'We also have novel plans to use the waste products from operations to create a profit.'
Mr McDonald said Mr McBrown was the perfect leader of the McPolitics party.
'Many people have said flipping burgers would have been his best career choice,' he explained.
'Just like our burgers, he is of artificial appearance, completely tasteless and leaves one wishing they had made a different choice.'
Mr Brown was unavailable for comment as he was flying somewhere nice and warm to talk about global warming for a bit.