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Friday, 25 January 2008

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Brazillian Prime Minister Ernesto Geisel

In a speech to the Brazilian Parliament today, Prime Minister Ernesto de Morais condemned what he termed as the "massive genocide that has been going on in the USA since the 1970's."

He stated that "The USA went into Iraq partially because of the genocide that Hussein had perpetrated in that country in his regime. President Bush, along with all Republican Presidential Candidates with the sole exception of Representative Ron Paul, supported and continue to support the Iraq invasion.

"This, however, is blatant hypocrisy, considering that they are ignoring the massive genocide of the unborn that has occurred under the guise of 'abortion'.

"For this reason, I am asking the Parliament to mobilize our troops immediately, and request that our intelligence research the most effective way to put a stop to the senseless slaughter that is being conducted even as we speak."

Parliament later voted unanimously in favor of the action, and Brazilian aircraft carriers and their support craft are currently moving towards Florida.

Although most leaders condemned Brazil's decision, Brazil did get some support from the Swedish PM, who stated that "The hypocrisy of the USA has gone on long enough.

"They have been attacking and threatening other countries because of their genocides and weapons of mass destructions, while ignoring the simple fact that their doctors have murdered many more innocent lives then the likes of Hitler, Saddam Hussein, and other mass murderers."

The White House press secretary said that at this time, the President didn't have any comment, but was watching the developments as they take place.

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