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Thursday, 24 January 2008

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Paris Hilton "Anything they want"

In an never ending attempt to court the very rich, this landmark hotel gave admiring Saudi's more royal treatment by gifting them their solid gold shower fixtures from their most exclusive suites.

Spokesman for the hotel said "our own Paris Hilton has always enjoyed luring the very rich to our hotel and what better way to show our appreciation than by giving them the very best golden showers anywhere in the world."

Saudi royal family member Sheik Faoud al Zahir commented that "We have enjoyed pleasures of golden showers the world over, and must admit Paris Hilton provide most satisfying experience of golden showers of any on earth. We always have many warm experiences with Paris Hilton, and thank all who continue to make this wonderful pleasure available to us."

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