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Monday, 21 January 2008

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The Air Hostess Whore may now be banned following outrage in Bangkok

Bangkok, Thailand - (Ass Mess & Reuterus): A TV soap entitled The Air Hostess Whore has been branded corrupt and lurid after showing Bangkok-style shenanigans of the Thai Mile High Club.

"It's enough to put you off pre-breakfast fellatio," outraged moral-majority Thai viewers complained after one particularly torrid scene showing turbulent shagging in the cockpit of an ex-Beijing London-bound Boeing 777 that subsequently crash-landed in Heathrow Airport.

"Particularly the bit about porridge and new-age colonic irrigation techniques," one viewer added.

"I'm as broadminded as the next bloke, believe me. But I have never previously seen Quaker Oats used as a form of emetic on TV. Is this something Princess Diana made popular?"

The show features the apparent joys of private aircraft ownership and the employment of topless airscrew to cater to jet proprietors' many whims.

"It has gone down a real treat in parts of the former Soviet Union," a Thai civil aviation industry source claimed today.

"Can't see what all the fuss is about."

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