Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - Osama Bin Ladin earned and saved enough money from the sale of goat gonads that he was able to open a gay bar for his band of lonely mujahideen bandoleros and fighters.
Everyone was invited to the grand opening on Thursday night as long as they were not women. The full house crowd was standing room only and probably exceeded the number of people allowed by the fire department.
A huge set of Peavey speakers pounded out songs like YMCA which over there is known as YMMA and a Chinese version of "Ladies' Night" which was sang as "Radies' Night" which went like this: "Oh yes its Radie's night, and the feerings light, Oh what a night..." and another song on the pirated Chinese CD was "That's Rife" sang by a Chinese dude named Flank Sinatla.
There were free drinks for all and the hors d'ouveres were wonderful consisting of cut up squares of pita bread piled high with goat nads and covered with goat cheese or something quite similar in appearance.
Everyone stacked their AK's into neat pyramid shaped piles and their hand granades were tagged with their initials and set behind the bar just in case the guys started fighting over each other.
The truth is that amazingly enough no fights broke out because you know what they say- "armed company is polite company".
The partying went on until the break of day and only then ended when the juke box started playing the B-52's. Someone in a very gay voice yelled out, "OH YETH - the B-52's" at which point everybody ran for the hills and abruptly put an end to the festivities.