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Sunday, 20 January 2008

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Celebrity terrorist Osama Bin Laden has broken the world record for the longest hide and seek ever.

Bin Laden defied the odds by escaping the whole US Army and today spoke of his delight at achieving the record.

In a telephone call from somewhere in the Afgan/Pakistan mountain range, Bin Laden said 'I could not feel any happier with this record. Me and my team of professionals had been training long and hard and to get to this point is actually quite emotional.'

Even George W. Bush, the chief seeker admitted that Bin Laden was an 'inspirational man for all budding hiders around the world' and that 'he has taken the game to a new level'.

Bin Laden began his world record attempt in September 2001 and at this moment in time has no plans to stop the incredible feat.

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