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Thursday, 17 January 2008

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Paris, France - (Formidable Mess): In what has been described as a naked Dejeneur sur l'Herbe moment French President Knickerless Sar-Cosy features in a cameo role on his new wife Carla Brunei's self-promotional internet sex video.

The former model and Opus Dei agent provocatrice, is a close relative of Brunei mobster leader Prince Jefri Archer.

She is seen performing an act of gross indecency on the French electorate while her French president husband beams gratuitously at the audacity of it all.

The video finally buries scurrilous rumors that Carla Brunei is merely a Ukranian trans-sexual ex-shotputter planted into the seat of French government by Gaullist factions hell-bent on destroying the European Union.

A copy of the video was recently downloaded by Buckingham Palace officials in charge of planning sleeping arrangement in Windsor Castle ahead of the French presidential state visit in March.

"We think we can fit in Carla comfortably without a diplomatic incident," Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon said today.

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