Bloodyvostock - (Suspicious Mess): The Russian security service has arrested ex-UK Labour Leader Neil Kinnock's son Boris Vladimirovich Khruschev-Kinnock.
The move follows months of tit-for-tat sniping related to the Halloween 2006 plutonium 210 poisoning in London of ex-KGB turncoat Alexander Litvinenko.
Khruschev-Kinnock has been running the British Council orifice in St Petersburgh where he was regarded as a pain in the arse by locals.
"Khruschev-Kinnock was constantly plaguing residents with spurious Council Tax final demands," a Town Hall official said today.
"He also threatened to stop rubbish bin collections unless residents began recycling their personal crap.
"But the only collection of rubbish around here was his own vast files on supposed local dissidents' political affiliations.
"Hopefully the FSV will now swap him for some of the dodgy oligarchs who have fled to London to live the life of Riley-ovich.
"Boris Berezovsky springs to mind."