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Topics: Osama Bin Laden

Saturday, 12 January 2008

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Islamisbad, Pakistan (IPP) - News sources along Pakistan's border with Afghanistan report that Bin Ladin has left his cave home and has found a new job in town.

He is now an errand boy for grocery clerks specializing in the pick up and delivery of goat gonads. He has a T-shirt that reads: GO NADS! - - and below the words are a couple of photos of some real goat nads.

Bin Ladin says "the job ain't so bad as one might think" and brags that he gets to drink all of the gonad juice he wants. "This is definitely my favorite treat", he said as he wiped the sticky white "juice" off of his lips.

The job pays a full 47 cents a day and sometimes he gets a tip or two.

Back in town a bill board with a large picture of the south side of a Billy goat heading north has the caption, GOT NADS? In the corner of the advertisement is a smiling Bin Ladin with a white moustache.

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