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Topics: Cars, Nano Car

Saturday, 12 January 2008

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This is not a nano

(New Dehli) - Hoping to fill the void in the piece of shit car world left when the Yugo ceased production, India unveiled the $2500 Tata Nano, a cheap crapbox that will surely disappoint car enthusiasts all over the world.

"For years the people of India have been without a fucking terrible car that makes the consumer regret ever buying it," Tata Motors Chief Ratan Tata announced as photographers snapped away at the ass ugly Nano. "The Nano will fulfill the dreams of every person who has ever wanted to drive to work in a hideous hunk of plastic and sheet metal that will probably explode when it goes over 50 MPH."

Stupid uniformed consumers are already lining up at Tata dealerships to be the first on their block to push their new shitmobile to the nearest auto repair shop.

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