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Thursday, 10 January 2008

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Whew! That was a close one.

Washington D.C. (Washington Post) - President Bush's meeting with Palestinian leaders and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas got off to a great start yesterday. On an impromptu conference call with Israeli and Iranian leaders the group came to a unanimous agreement on World Peace when President Bush asked "why can't we all just get along?"

The White House reports "…we almost came to an agreement that would bring World Peace and Tranquillity to the world but were, thankfully, able to avoid it when President Bush broke into song singing 'Abbas dabbas dabbas dabbas dabbas dabbas dabbas said the Muslim to the Jew'".

When asked about the incident that brought World Peace to a screeching halt President Bush replied "whew! That was a close one. My Skull and Bones buddies with their New World Order agenda would've been P-O'd at me".

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