Pasadena, California (IPP) - Scientists at the Jet Propulsion Lab (JPL) studying pictures sent back by the two Voyager spacecrafts have direct evidence that God flies through the solar system aboard a flying saucer.
Famous evangelist Billy Graham says he is not at all surprised at the news about the flying saucer. He said God can do as he darn well pleases.
The JPL scientists said that the flying saucer in which they saw God was quite fancy with smooth contours and a very thin cross section. There was a pronounced metallic "bubble" at the top and no windows. Scientists speculate that God can see right through the skin of the saucer so there is no need for windows. Another theory is that there are windows but they are sometimes covered up. A third possibility is that cameras are used to get an external view.
Spectral analysis of the saucer's composition reveals that the saucer is made of titanium and gold. Scientists think the saucer is capable of infinite speeds and that it can operate underwater as easily as it can operate in space or in the atmosphere.
No heat source was detected aboard the craft and it is quite possible that God simply wills the craft to go hither and yon. The only odd features of the craft are a bumper hitch and two bumper stickers written in Hebrew which read "No Fear" on the rear and "Fear This" on the front.