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Saturday, 5 January 2008

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Would you buy this child for $50?

As from the 6th January 2008, every parent, foster parent, guardian will have the right by law to sell their children announced President George W. Bush of America, President Yar'Adua of Nigeria, and many others.

"This has been going on for years" commented a politician in Zimbabwe. "We just made it legal."

The new law was passed to aid tired mothers and poor fathers from the stress that comes with parenting a child. Children are to be sold for any price between $10 and $1000. It is however illegal to sell a child for more than $1000 as that would be as good as stealing money.

"Children just aren't worth that much," remarked Tony Blair of England.

Various shops have been opened which specialize in the buying and selling of children. Children may also be traded.

Before you start buying children, please remember that the government can not be held responsible for any children which may cause problems for their buyers. All are being warned to Buy children at your own risk.

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