Written by Lila

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Topics: Paris Hilton

Friday, 4 January 2008

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After already being arrested twice, The Super blonde Hieress has been arrested once more.

On the outskirts of LA Paris apparently flashed a by-passing fan on the street. That fan, who is still unconfirmed by the press, called the paparazzi right away, and from there they sent a helicopter to fly over the Valley's Mansion. They also sent police to the house to watch her.

When Paris saw the helicopter hovering above her while she was tanning topless on her veranda, she stood up and pointed to them, shouting "go away!!"

After hovering for half-an-hour police moved in and arrested the heiress for indecent exposure.

She will attend court in late January, and unless bailed out will be put back in the same Women's Center for 2 nights. Let's just hope we won't have to go through that big ordeal once more.

"I really don't see what I did wrong. I was just tanning at my own house, and then all these police showed up and I was like what is this?" says Hilton. "Then they all got out their cell phones and started taking pictures, and I was like WHAT?! And they were all like WOAH!"


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