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Tuesday, 1 January 2008

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In today's highly fashion-conscious world where hirsute women drop thousands of dollars at hair-waxing salons to get their upper lips, chins and bushy brows deforested, Bilawal Bhutto's waxed eyebrows have topped the fashion list for 2007.

Unwillingly thrust onto the international political scene, the 19-year old scion of the Bhutto dynasty has already made Facebook groupies swoon. Described as "cute" and "sexy", members of the group have begged the Pakistani government "please don't assassinate him".

"America's Next Supermodel" panel of judges rated Bilawal's eyebrows as the most "perfect, symmetrical, well-aligned hairy curves to ever outline a pair of eyes".

Makeup maven Bobbi Brown has put together a "Bilawal Brows" kit consisting of an eyebrow template, easy pull-off wax slips and color filler with brush so Bil's groupies can replicate his look. Retailing at a cost of $29.95 (plus shipping and handling), it also includes a video with step-by-step instructions on "How to create your very own Bilawal Brows.

Brangelina was spotted at a local New York restaurant sporting matching Bilawal Brows.


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