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Monday, 24 December 2007

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Sobbing hysterically that she couldn't understand why everybody was 'dumping' on her because of her pregnancy, Jami Lynn has moved in with big sis Britney.

Blaming her parents for her pregnancy J-L said she only got pregnant because she wanted to be 'loved'. Now she is worried that mom Lynn will take over her baby and continue her horrible parenting cycle.

Enter big sis Brit to the rescue. Having lost custody of her own kids to ex-K-Fed, Brit showed up at Jami Lynn's home with a huge basket of goodies and said "Hey ya'll, I'm going to take care of ma baby sis now".

Claiming that they considered themselves fully capable of being good mothers ("Like we read 'Mommie Dearest' for tips"), the 2 Spears sisters have decided they will raise Jami Lynn's baby together with Brit's next baby.

"Phooey on Dr. Phil, like what's he know 'bout babies? I wanna be a real baby-makin' machine ya'll" said Brit adding she would be posting "Womb for Rent" ads on e-Bay.
"First dibs to the highest bidder ya'll".

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