Milan, Italy - After being named FIFA's World Player of the Year 2007, Kaka has assured that he will remain on the lips of children everywhere by founding a non-profit children's charitable organization dedicated solely to assisting children born with the affliction of having unfortunate names. Though it is not known, just how many children in the world have to endure being the butt of the joke, Kaka knows firsthand what it is like and vows to end it.
"It's really through no fault of their own that these innocent children are born with unfortunate names that scar them socially for the rest of their lives," said Pe Ness, a childhood friend of Kaka back in Brazil and President of the newly founded non-profit organization.
Like Kaka, Pe Ness, struggled to over come his avoidable social stigma and stereotypes of his name to gain much success in the business world.
Today Pe Ness owns and operates a successful line of male enhancement products in Japan called, "Mr. Pe Ness #1 Miracle Grow for Male Enhancement."
That business experience made him a suitable candidate to head the non-profit organization, as Kaka does not have the time to deal with the paperwork.
"It is not just one hand washing the other. Pe Ness is quite capable of handling it," said a spokesman for Kaka.
Kaka is confident that Pe Ness has what it takes to penetrate the corporate veil, soliciting donations for the cause, said the spokesman.