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Monday, 17 December 2007

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A artists representation

Earlier today explorers from the UK discovered a land which is occupied by a new civilization

The explorers were an expeditionary squad that were actually seeking a cure to cancer. As the men set eyes on the creatures one of the main explorers curled up on the floor and started reciting the song "Baa Baa Blacksheep". After this he stood up and began to dig in the mud.

When asked what he was doing he said "I'm searching for gold lady!" He suddenly sprouted a beard and continued digging.

The new civilization communicate with each other by belching very loudly. There are 20 - 30 of them in the camp and explorers thing there may be more around. They have very primitive weapons and haven't discovered the wheel yet. Not much is known so far.

Scientists are trying to capture one of the creatures to examine him.

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