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Monday, 17 December 2007

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President Bush declaring the end of America, Sunday 16th December 2007

Last Saturday the National Aeronautics Space Administration (NASA) has seen peculiar signs of a super tsunami heading to the coastline of the United States, several independent research facilities have confirmed this and just yesterday, President George W. Bush on a statement live to the nation has declared the end.

Scientists estimate that the tsunami will arrive on any day next week. This super tsunami shall have a wave so large that it will cover and destroy every civilization in the lands of the 50 states and destroying the edges of some nearby countries.

The United States government have already made agreements with the United Kingdom for adoption. Tomorrow large boats and planes shall fetch as many Americans as they can from the US and bring it back to Britain and to the other Commonwealth Realms while other non-American citizens in the US will be deported to their respective countries.

The British Immigration shall give an "American Residing in Britain" citizenship that will give some privileges of any ordinary British citizen to the Americans.

The US Government has also pulled out all investments to add in the funding of transporting the people to Britain

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