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Monday, 17 December 2007

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Bush declaring his resignation, Saturday, 15th December 2007

Last Friday US President George W. Bush has signed his resignation order which will be effective this Friday.

The White House regarding said that the Bush family shall now move to the United Kingdom since he was pirated to the the Private Secretary of HM Queen Elizabeth II.

The Bush family will be vacating the White House on Wednesday for a flight to the United Kingdom.

But there were also rumors that there were threats of assassination from terrorist groups and for protection, the President shall go under the protection of the British Monarchy.

It was also rumored that Queen Elizabeth II will later make President Bush from her Private Secretary to the Lord Chamberlain, because even though not holding power in the USA now, the UK will still gain influence from the United States.

Vice President Dick Cheney also expressed his joy that after about seven years in office the President shall now resign making him the President for Bush's unserved term. "Now I'll be President without even spending a solitary cent for campaigns!" Cheney said in an interview.

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