Written by Tracie Smith
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Topics: Drugs, Smoking

Sunday, 5 August 2001

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In Daytona, Florida, on the International Speedway, a young man of 20 yrs, decided to impress the 13 yr. old girl in the car next to him.

He whipped out a crack pipe and proceeded to fill it with marijuana.

Unknowing to him the gentlemen in the car was a Sheriff's Deputy - with a respectable 13 yrs. on the force. The young man lit the pipe. A little ways further down the road, the young man pulled in to his destined stop.

So did the gentleman. The officer waited for backup. The young man was promptly arrested. With the young lady laughing in his face.

A true story. I kid you not.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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