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Friday, 14 December 2007

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The Sun pictured earlier today.

Shock news as today as The Spoof reveals that pan-galactic giant beings have visited our world overnight and taken a huge bite out of the sun.

Patrick Moore, top space boffin tells us:

"Well you know this isn't quite such the bad thing that people might first think. All this global warming stuff has been sorted out in one fell swoop.

And now also we won't have to deal with pensioners complaining about it being too warm in the summer. On the downside future summers will be cack and we will most probably all freeze to death this winter"

Older readers may well remember that this isn't the first time that this has happened to the sun and that back in 1943 it was stolen for a week by medical students for a rag week prank.

Weather guru, Michael Fish, commented:

"Brrrrrr!"

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