The bear formerly known as Edward Bear at the centre of the Sudanese bear naming furore tells his own story here in your soaraway Spoof special in a worldwide exclusive brought to you only by The Spoof.
We paid no money to Mohammed Bear for his heart-rending story of the love of one child, an English teacher, and the scorn of Sudanese parents.
Now Mohammed Bear faces an uncertain future. Carrying swords and machetes and waving flags, protesters marched through the streets of Khartoum yesterday demanding the execution of Mohammed Bear. "No bear lives," read one of the banners outside the British embassy.
More than 1000000 demonstrators in the Sudanese capital called for the bear to be renamed Edward.
Mohammed Bear's representative Max Clifford said his client's book, 'School Out Forever' will be in all good bookshops by Christmas.