Written by Monkey Woods
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Thursday, 13 December 2007

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Keep your money, infidels!

A group of Muslims, angry at the leniency shown to Gillian Gibbons, the 54-year-old English teacher found guilty of taking the name of some prophet bloke in vain, have promised to take it out on Westerners at every opportunity.

First, they say, they will refuse any further help or aid through donations made to their country by kindhearted English people who have seen their plight on TV and felt touched enough to part with their hard-earned cash.

Next, they will not admit any more English tourists to their country. Last year, four travellers took their vacations in Sudan and many more thought about it, only changing their minds when they realised it was one of the most uncivilised, brutal, corrupt and morally unstable places on Earth.

Finally, said the extremists, or at least, extreme stupidists, they would stop all exports to Britain of the famous Sudanese Wogs, criminal gangs who have taken over many inner cities across the UK.

Etc etc.

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