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Saturday, 24 November 2007

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Look at all the old and fat Americans

Berkley CA. USA - Professor Jillian Madison of University of California at Berkley has nominated short film called 2 Girls 1 Cup for a Nobel Peace Prize. "This is a very important find for Global Warming," Jillian Said, "It's emphasis that we eat too much and therefore we are destroying the planet."

From the Department of Agriculture the United States in 2003 produces 5403 tons of human feces each year. Jillian say, "That is just too much waste. Animal meat is the big contributor to the volume each experience we have with our bathrooms."

According to a non biased study sponsored by Green Peace, PETA and United Nations it found that America is single handily killing the planet. According to the study American's are the fattest on the planet and use a mind staggering 151 wasted gallon of water just flushing waste in an average weekend. The study shows that China is the best nation because there are no toilets just holes in the ground.

"China is the perfect county because they have no waste with wiping the ass because the Chinese asses have much less real estate to wipe than does the average fat assed American." Jillian said, "Toilet paper is not need while any hand full of grass will do."

It will be a clear message to the United States once this short film of 2 Girls 1 Cup wins the Nobel Peace Prize.

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