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Topics: Stereotypes

Thursday, 22 November 2007

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"Ja, vor sure!"

A new report commissioned by the EU commission on Stereotypes was published today. Along with the startling revelations on the Germans it was uncovered that most of the Dutch people surveyed where easy going, Italians where intolerant maniacs, Irish people are drunks and all Swedish women are "hot hot hot".

When questioned as to the reason for the report the Commissioner stated "This report will help maintain social boundaries and enforce xenophobia between cultures. The last thing we want is the Irish fraternising with Italians. On the other hand we have no problem with the Swedish mixing with the Dutch."

The findings on the Jewish leg of the report are yet to be released and the investigation team has gone missing, presumed eaten.

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