After more then 2,000 purported plastic surgeries Michael Jackson has achieved the results he has strived to obtain for nearly two decades. Appearing on the Maury Povich All Star Celebrity Make Over Special, Jackson returned in 6 weeks looking much like a white, under 10, female Caucasian.
"I still can't believe a white man would do this free for me" quoted Jackson. "My fans know I'm not the cynical type, but if I were, I would have to question Maury's motives, I surely hope he isn't some kind of child-stalking pervert out for his own sick-self gratification". "I do hope my new look will help the evil, vicious, people that for so long have questioned my sexuality understand that it will be alright for me to date younger men now" said Jackson.
Jackson does plan to return, at least one more time, under the knife to remove what was termed "8 cute little freckles" on his nose. "It would be such a shame to come so close to perfection yet go through life with these imperfections," said Jackson.