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Wednesday, 14 November 2007

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Tehran, Iran - (AssoCIAted Mess): A former top-notch Iranian nuclear spook has been charged with giving dud classified information to the Russian embassy, the Iranian intelligence (sic) service has said.

Hossein Mouse-Avianflu worked in an Isfahan bio-weapons lab monitoring state production of the deadly H5N1 bird flu virus, bluetongue disease prions, foot and mouth toxins and associated by-products like 'friendly bacteria' yoghurts.

He was busted in May after an internal sting op unleashed an international fiasco implicating Russian President Vladimir 'Mad Vlad' Putin into secretly admitting responsibility for the November 2006 Plutonium 210 poisoning of an ex-KGB spy in London.

"What he did made us look stupid," a Kremlin source said today.

Mr Mouse-Avianflu is close to former President Hashemi Rough-Son-Johnny who is a deadly rival to the current Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.

Sources close to the CIA Middle East desk in Ankara, Turkey are said to be very happy today after Hossein Mouse-Avianflu's detention finally exonerated reports that it was the US Dead Los Alamos biochemical weapons lab that supplied the deadly Plutonium 210 that pickled Alexander Litvinenko.

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