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Topics: Iraq, freedom

Sunday, 28 March 2004

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Pope - Kill all those Muslims over there.

The proof has finally come in that the war named "Freedom Iraq", was a fact a front for another war codenamed - "One World Under God!"

The information was found in a declassified White House PC and leaked to The Spoof by an unreleased source.

George Bush, who actually makes his employees pray every morning and who normally views catholics as an "outreach" group. Broke from his Evangelistic church and augmented the scheme with the help of the Catholic leader Pope John Paul the second.

A leaked transcript of a conversation at the White House reveals that Bush believed Jesus told him to kill all the non-believers.

"BUSH. It's like I'm Noah and I have to build an ark, except that the ark is a plane and the rain will be with bombs.

POPE. That doesn't make sense, but you're a convenient stooge so lets do it."

Muslims constitute a part of the demographic that doesn't attend Catholic mass.

Spokesman for the whole of Iraq, grocery store owner Tareq Salem, was disgusted by the revelation.

"I'm disgusted that all these people have died for the skewed interpretation of two men" he said, "However, it does make a lot more sense than a poverty ridden nation, that was trading its only resource for food, hiding WMDs ."

Other gems unveiled by the PC included a motion to have people who say "Xmas" imprisoned and a plan to re-instate certain heresy laws that allow witch burning.

"Obviously" says the proposal, "we can just fry them in the chair, but the principle is the same."

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