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Tuesday, 6 November 2007

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Cairo, Egypt (IP) - King Tut's real name has been discovered on a bracelet he wore around his wrist. Scientists have deciphered the letters on the bracelet and now know his whole name was King Tutankhamun Povenmire Finootch.

There was a little poem written inside the bracelet's secret compartment which goes like this:

There once was a boy name King Tut
Whose family lived in a hut
One day while out fishing
The boy was was caught kissing
The neighborhood's skanky old slut

These words were also written in Egyptian stick figure language on the inner walls of the King's pyramid.

The King used to live near a guy named Maslow and and Maslow's pyramid is right next door to Tut's.

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