U.S. President, George W. Bush, today denied all knowledge, saying "There is no need to know about politics, geography, economics or conversational english when you're running a country".
When accused by one reporter of being '...a puppet and parrot...' Bush replied "That is nonsense. I am the President of this great country and we will fight terrorism every step of the way. Polly wanna cracker?"
He added "Pretzels are extremely dangerous and not to be underestimated. If anyone comes accross one of these fundamentalist snacks, they should alert the authorities with no hesitation. I more than anyone know the pain and destruction these evil, salted munchies can cause. We will not be bullied by knotted bread!"