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Saturday, 3 November 2007

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In the latest sensational twist in the Royal Orgy story, an anonymous royal spokesperson has said that there was no 'inflagrante dilecto' and that this was 'de facto scripto rex!' and also 'evidence of nothing happening at all really and just a storm in a teacup'.

When asked what he was on about, the spokesperson explained that 'sucking the poison out of a human extremity was a perfectly normal and harmless pastime'.

Earlier reports of a drug ravaged orgy involving even the corgis, were roundly refuted, and that 'the whole thing had been inflamed into something much bigger than it would otherwise be'. They also added:

'It is quite unfair to enlarge a non-story into a big, hairy fallacy that had been promulgated by peoples mouths!'

The Queen refused to comment.

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