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Thursday, 1 November 2007

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Pansy Ass Non Menstruating Creature

Hell On Earth, Africa - Not so famous Menstruating Hyena Hunter George Nigelson today launched into a critical diatribe against his more famous brothers in wild animal hunting who focus on the safer non-menstruating type species such as crocodiles, alligators and sharks.

"You'll notice how all of these so called "dangerous animal" hunters always seem to choose to go after members of the animal kingdom that don't menstruate." Nigelson is quoted as saying. "What a bunch of pansies, as everyone knows it takes a real man to face down a wild animal that also happens to be on the rag."

To punctuate his point George popped in a video of himself being surrounded by a wild bunch of barking hyenas that clearly were in the throes of PMS. As the enraged animals pecked, clawed and bit relentlessly, unforgivingly, like machines hell bent on sucking the life blood and very soul out of their victim every member of the press cringed in horror and looked away while George laughed heartily and a bit maniacally.

"I was a bit skeptical at first," reported one attendee of George's press conference," but after seeing his video, I and all of the other married members of the press who were there would much rather jump into a cesspool of alligators than to have to endure what George, who I now declare to be the bravest man who ever lived, did."

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