Written by carina-eta
Print this

Monday, 29 October 2007

image for Posh's New Do- Picture Victoria Beckhams New Hairstyle
Posh -" Colonic Irrigation SO works"

Victoria Beckham was today reported to have dashed from the hairdressers to a waiting car with blacked out windows after setting fashion tongues wagging with yet another change of style.

Victoria had promised a total change of look for the forthcoming eagerly unanticipated Spice Girls tour and reports have suggested that curly brunette hair extensions are the chosen statement.

Posh has revealed to friends that the pressure of being the only Spice girl without a new-born baby to drag on stage for the sympathy vote has forced her to take drastic headline-grabbing action.

However, in a shock statement earlier today, The Beckhams agent revealed that Posh's new do has not yet been commissioned by a top hair artiste and the early reports were in error. In fact, Posh was photographed during a tough training work-out session while standing on her head doing the splits. The published pictures of a smiling Victoria with tight brunette curls are in fact her ar*e.

Make carina-eta's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 5 multiplied by 2?

1 10 13 17
59 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more