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Saturday, 1 November 2008

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Support groups of individuals addicted to pornography are a growing trend. Therapists report that for their clients it is the only way they can achieve sexual gratification, but most refuse to destroy their collections.

These sexual obsessions have led to support groups helping victims deal with their problems while at the same time offering highly profitable investment potential.

Therapists leading the groups attempt to channel their debilitating habits into financial gain while guiding them mentally toward thought-based erotica rather than graphic depictions.

Critics are skeptical of the therapeutic properties. "It's worse than geekfest," said activist Ashley White. "Some people spend money on homes and cars. These freaks buy and sell porn under the guise of therapy."

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