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Topics: Breasts, Australia

Wednesday, 24 October 2007

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"crushing beer cans between her bare breasts and hanging spoons from her nipples "

Perth - (Mammary Mess): Western Australian residents can breathe a sigh of relief at last after a Pinjarra barmaid who entertained customers by crushing beer cans between her bare breasts and hanging spoons from her nipples was found after going missing for 24 hours.

Police said 31 year-old Luana De Favari "was a corker" at exposing her breasts to grateful patrons at the Premier Hotel in Pinjarra, Perth.

"Without these hospitality extras bar patrons would have had to content themselves with mindless binge drinking and games of shove-hapenny," a police source said today.

She was found after a A$1,000,000 (£439,000) reward was posted for information leading to her discovery.

Superintendent David Parkinson said today : "This has sent a clear message to all licensees in Peel that we will not tolerate devoted patrons of our urban watering holes going without what the French hospitality trade calls, appropriately, amuse-bouches."

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