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Wednesday, 24 October 2007

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Sunjay the new owner of Saddam's Blackberry and Ipod

News out of Baghdad that the Blackberry owned by the former ruler of the country has been found along with his gold encrusted iPod. The finder of the items has described in detail how he came across these priceless pieces of history.

"Me and Sunjay were playing next to Saddam's old palace and very faintly we kept hearing what we thought was music" Sahe explained. "As we moved closer to the sound, the music became clearer and clearer. Then under that old tree over there we found a Blackberry - that was the music we heard - that was Saddam's ringtone. It was Micheal Jacksons, I'm Bad!"

"Only a meter away from the Blackberry we could see something shimmering in the sand. It was an iPod made out of gold, but it only had one song on it, a recording by Saddam himself titled, 'I was made for loving you.....you were made for loving me more' Sunjay excitedly told our Reverse Turkey reporter.

The items will now be moved to safe keeping and we expect them to be appearing on Ebay within the week.

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