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Tuesday, 23 October 2007

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Washington (IP) - The United States today threatened to send O.J. Simpson to Iraq to go on a television talk show tour and within 30 minutes the insurgents phoned Washington and surrendered.

Piles of AK-47's filled the streets in all of Iraq's towns and villages and Ex-insurgents could be see walking away shaking their heads in disgust.

Omar Abdul Akabar had tears pouring down his face and an American G.I. handed him some kleenex so the dejected Insurgent soldier could blow his nose. "it just is not fair", he cried. "This has to be a violation of the Geneva act or something", another soldier from the other side shouted out in disgust.

There are currently plans being discussed to send Sally Struthers to Iran if they don't give up their plans to build nukes but some experts are saying that to succeed with such a plan in Iran that they will have to threaten them with sending John Mellencamp.

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