Washington (IP) - The United States has made a deal with Iran wherein it will hand over a few hydrogen bombs to the Iranians. There is only one catch and that is that if the Iranians move one of the bombs it will go off in their back yard.
The plan is designed to satisfy the Iranians covetous desire to possess "the bomb". The bomb is a status symbol to weak countries and just having a bomb in their possession is enough to instill a sense of pride and joy.
The fact that Muslim countries are in a constant state of tantrum has motivated the White House to send a few bombs to each of their would-be enemies. The idea is a sort of voluntary Trojan horse that brings about half of the mutually assured destruction equation which has existed between Russia and the USA since the early days of the cold war.